Piss Up a Rope

"Piss Up a Rope"
Single by Ween
from the album 12 Golden Country Greats
B-side "Sweet Texas Fire"
Released 1996
Genre Alternative country
Length 3:34

"Piss Up a Rope" is a song by the band Ween in 1996 from the album 12 Golden Country Greats. It was released on 7" yellow vinyl single on Diesel Only Records.

The song is heard in the background in a scene in the cafe from a May 2008 episode of English soap Eastenders.

"Piss Up a Rope" is also an idiom in the American English language roughly posing as a not-so-subtle way of asking someone to go away and not come back for a while.